Dickinson

DICK-inson
An asshole who tries to sound poetic when saying something really rude.

(no offense Emily)

Dickinson-"She was so hot. Her body was ripe as fruit, yet she smelled like a flower."
Other Guy-"Dude, stop being such a dickinson. That is my mom you're talking about."

by "Special"Frog March 07, 2012