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Drunk Sledding

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.
Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!
by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008
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drunk off pancakes

term made popular by Epic Meal Time. It refers to getting drunk off breakfast items,, more specifically pancakes.
We're about to get drunk off pancakes
by epicmealtime March 5, 2011
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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"
by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011
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Day-drunk

The condition of extreme intoxication, usually unintentional, during normal business hours. Day-drunk usually manifests as a dawning realization, and can result from attending a weekday sporting event or a lunch where a "couple of drinks" got out of hand.
When I finally hit the freeway from the stadium parking lot I realized I was day-drunk and had to cover one eye to stay in my lane. Dude, I was sweating, and not just from the sun.

Dammit, that's the last time I take vodka in a water bottle to a BYOB party . I accidently made a glass of Alka-Selzer with it the next morning and ended up day-drunk right out of the gate! I had to call in sick.
by sushibar April 29, 2007
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Army-drunk

A level of complete and utter inebriation only attainable by those who serve in the United States Army and by consuming large amounts of alcohol. Most likely to occur during squad initiation, post deployment parties, deployment, boredom.

Origin- comes from the slogan"There's strong, and them there's Army-Strong!" Popular belief by soldiers is that only soldiers can party as hard as soldiers do, therefore the Army's new slogan was changed(not officially) to "There's drunk, and then there's Army drunk!"

Symptoms- Memory loss, inability to walk in a straight line, loud cadence calling, no recollection of the past 24 hrs, an increase in confidence followed by fighting, AWOL, inexplicable crying, marriage, accidental discharge, discovering strange and sometimes illegal objects in you room, loss of sex-appeal, waking up next to naked fat girls, waking up with inexplicable pain, soreness, cuts, bruises, marks, tattoos, etc., waking up in unfamiliar places(motor-pools, weapons-pool, Impact Areas, Qualifying ranges, NCOIC's room, woods etc.), Article-15's .
The last game of pong was brutal but after we killed that handle of crown I was officially "Army-drunk."

I think i threw up a stapler, I'm never getting "Army-drunk"again!

I think we shot my girlfriends cat through the wall with the vacuum cleaner last night, lets hold back on the "Army-drunk" tonight.

When you wake up after getting "Army-drunk" you don't get a hangover, you're just drunk.
by artyluv_07 July 26, 2010
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Permanent drunk syndrome

A mental disorder where the subject seems to be in the state of being drunk, even when sober.
A: That guy Camille is crazy... is he drunk?
B: No he's got PDS, Permanent drunk syndrome. It's like he's drunk all the time.
A: Weird...
by besthallsnrevr November 18, 2010
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Baby Drunk

When one gets blacked out drunk to the point that they revert to behaviors exhibited early in their adolescence. i.e. random nakedness, insubordination, and lack of control of their bowels.
"Chris was so drunk last night that he took off all his clothes and tucked his dick between his legs and said he looked like his sister when she gets out of the bath. He was definitely baby drunk."
by volcom2752 April 5, 2010
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