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Day-drunk 

The condition of extreme intoxication, usually unintentional, during normal business hours. Day-drunk usually manifests as a dawning realization, and can result from attending a weekday sporting event or a lunch where a "couple of drinks" got out of hand.
When I finally hit the freeway from the stadium parking lot I realized I was day-drunk and had to cover one eye to stay in my lane. Dude, I was sweating, and not just from the sun.

Dammit, that's the last time I take vodka in a water bottle to a BYOB party . I accidently made a glass of Alka-Selzer with it the next morning and ended up day-drunk right out of the gate! I had to call in sick.
Day-drunk by sushibar April 29, 2007
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day drunk 

To experience the effects of consuming large amounts of alcohol when none has actually been consumed.

Generally brought on by lack of sleep
Jim: Hey Jerry what's up with you? you're stumbling around, slurring your words, have your been drinking?

Jerry: Nah man, just a little day drunk
day drunk by Carter H April 22, 2008

DDD (Day Drunk Driver) 

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.
Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!
DDD (Day Drunk Driver) by Maryawerden November 14, 2012

National drunk Day 

Days in which one would normally drink on. (friday, saturday, sunday)
Person 1:"Hey, man what are you doing on national drunk day?"
Person 2:"Getting wasted, you?"
National drunk Day by konwa17 November 19, 2007

National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.

National get super drunk with your friends day

Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day

Day Drinking 

Drinking Alcohol during the day. Usually between 11:30 AM and 6:00 PM. As long as the sun has been up and you've been drinking or your drunk before the sun goes down.
Yo man, Let's go to the beach and do some day drinking before that party tonight!
Day Drinking by Dizzy K October 8, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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