deuces bitches

A way to say goodbye and let people know you're leaving. Usually with two middle fingers held up together.

Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches

by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016

little deuce coupe

Originally: a 1932 Ford hotrod.

"She's my little deuce coupe; you don't know what I've got."

by Digitalzen August 18, 2005

major deuce

A serious and severe bowel movement

Every night, Soren always remembers to go to the bathroom and drop a major deuce.

by Tommy Dub August 29, 2006

Copping deuces

To backpedal or take back what you said in Hope's of saving that ass from a whoopin

Stand by your word, Dont start copping deuces now that I'm here.

by anonymous March 29, 2021

Fresh off a Deuce

The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.

Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!

by Adrian the Canadian February 4, 2007

deuce it up

to take a big shit; the phrase is used most appropriately when prairie doggin, that is, when the rectum has reached critical shit capacity and the pressing need to shit dominates.

Dude, I have to go right fuckin now. I gotta deuce it up!

by tuberculosis October 29, 2007

get deuced

to get fucked over so bad by something or someone and have no choice but to accept it.

"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY

by na$ty nate and junior July 12, 2006