Detroit Joy Ride

The act of stealing a car and driving it around for a short period of time before taking it out to a secluded field and setting it on fire.
This practice doubles the adrenaline experienced by compounding the felonies committed.
It's hard to say whether it began in Detroit, but they most certainly perfected the art.

"Hey, can I bum a ride off you for a while?"
"Uh, sure; but didn't you just get a car?"
"I did, but someone took it out for a Detroit Joy Ride last night."
"Oh..."

Detroit Joy Ride by Cletis De'Meurtos February 25, 2017

detroit rock city

detroit rock city was HILARIOUS!.... all four of those guys were HOTT (in my opinion)

detroit rock city was a great movie

detroit rock city by ME August 3, 2004

Detroit Lions 

The absolute worst-run sports franchise of the last 50 years; A franchise marked by ineptitude in the front office courtesy of William Clay Ford Jr.; A franchise with an oddly unwavering fan base that seems desensitized to losing; A franchise where the Superbowl is in early May(the draft) and the end of the season in October(8-10 games in); Most of all though, a franchise that is a sleeping giant(stop laughing), the Lion's have an unbelievably devoted following that would unite the fanbase of every pro and college sports team in lower Michigan. If this franchise ever gets a whiff of consistent winning(not 90s winning, where we went 10-6 and got smoked in the first round of the playoffs), a consistent contention for the NFC, the response will be enormous

Marty Morninwheg; Matt Millen helps the demise of Detroit Lions; William Clay Ford Jr.; Mike Utley; Barry Sanders

Detroit Lions by zubitup April 14, 2008

Detroit Lions 

An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.

The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.

Detroit Lions by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

Detroit Face Lift

Rubbing Preparation H under your eyes to decrease bagginess temporarily.

Marla had a late night yesterday, so she gave herself a Detroit Face Lift this morning.

Detroit Face Lift by Assjuyo Patruyo February 8, 2009

Detroit Red Wings 

An amazing fucking hockey team that hadnt not been to the playoffs in so long i dont remember and being one of the only good pro sports teams in michigan besides pistons back in like 04 and tigers every once and awhile to suddenly going to shit around 2016...#RipPlayoffStreak #RipDetroitProSports

1) Hey did the red wings win last night?? I heard theyre one of the best hockey teams ever
2) No they suck now, infact our best coach since scotty bowman left us for Toronto and one of our best centers left us for russia or some shit,

Detroit red wings- a great hockey team that now sucks so that detroit no longer has any good teams in pro sports

Detroit Red Wings by SomeKidFromMichigan February 13, 2017

Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007