Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

DAD

You’ll always use this word if you are a mutual with @siswithsins in twitter and the meaning behind it is not sexual, if u know @siswithsins she always talk to sugar daddies online and it’s always makes her happy and joyful so she uses the word DAD to show you how she feels and the word is not all about her , her mutuals sometimes say( Sksksks DAD I LOVE U )to each other and this word was created to kill uwu if you have no idea

Pr1:OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED

Pr2:YES DAD ME TOO

by SISTER SINS September 26, 2018

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

DAD

1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot

2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies

Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.

daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends

That was such a corny joke Dad.

girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*

by Pigpapi104567893 October 11, 2021

Dad

A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.

Example : Hey dad I'm back!

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022