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The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.
Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?
by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020
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Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.
Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.
by walrusnuts November 18, 2020
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Pelatis (Customer)

The one who goes to a 5v5 game and ends up with 2.3k damage and 0 vision score
-Hey did you win that game?
-NO our ashe bot was a Pelatis (Customer)
by HliasTrogloduths November 20, 2020
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Customer

A type of subhuman who goes into a 5v5 game as ashe and ends up with 0/12/1 and 2.3k damage in 30 minutes
-Hey did you win that 5v5 game?
-NO,our ashe was a customer
by HliasTrogloduths November 21, 2020
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Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.
- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data
by Rathmagar March 11, 2020
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Customer service

Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.
I cum everywhere, because I have good customer service
by Racketmaster238 September 7, 2020
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Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020
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