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Tard Crusher

Someone not of full mental capability.

Often used to describe someone with blond hair and blue eyes and glasses.

Also known as "The Milky Bar Kid"
A boy who works with computers around 20years old
by Joe Cool February 18, 2005
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Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
by ChefDinger September 11, 2011
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Crushes

crushies easy it is when someone is falling for somebody real hard but they're not to the point where they're in love or they like they have gotten the crushies the symptoms of a crushies are butterflies in the stomach you look at their boners you make yourself always around you text them all the time
I'm in G Stephanie you got the crushes on Michael
by 🍬 30 September 12, 2018
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crashers

At age 54, Jane Seymour is still in the prime of her life. And she proves every bit of that in her latest movie Wedding Crashers also starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Jane plays the mother of Rachel McAdams - the affection of Owen. Fortunatly for Owen, Jane is after him! And she takes some liberties when it comes to wearing clothes, seducing Owen with her characters 'newest assets.When we talked to Jane about the nude scene, she seemed to be very comfortable and open to the discussion, especially about a younger guy touching her breasts.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
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crashers

At age 54, Jane Seymour is still in the prime of her life. And she proves every bit of that in her latest movie Wedding Crashers also starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Jane plays the mother of Rachel McAdams - the affection of Owen. Fortunatly for Owen, Jane is after him! And she takes some liberties when it comes to wearing clothes, seducing Owen with her characters 'newest assets.When we talked to Jane about the nude scene, she seemed to be very comfortable and open to the discussion, especially about a younger guy touching her breasts.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
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crushercraft

A minecraft server that had it's golden days in 2016. The best server ever, for the (many) owners at least. It is believed that the players wolfychris and saraderek lead it to its destruction, however motives and evidence are unknown.
Help! I just got banned from crushercraft - Innocent player
by Anonymous_Internet_Story December 12, 2019
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crusherrr

Horny twitter man who will be a virgin for the rest of his life.
I can't believe that e girl followed crusherrr on twitter, I doubt she will stay followed for long.
by canarielong044 October 7, 2020
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