Critter

A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.
by Apt20 September 05, 2020
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 07, 2010
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stinky critter

ex and fat
ex and fat r stinky critters
by dirtext March 01, 2023
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crispy critter

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village
by william westmoreland October 25, 2023
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Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.
That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.
by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022
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Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.
The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.
by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018
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Crittering

1. Digging through an entire wikipedia page for a gacha to discover as many waifu/husbandos as possible. Contagious.

2. Infest another's mind with one particular subject, causing them to only think about that subject for an extended period of time, even if the critterer does not partake in the subject.
"They were crittering around the idolm@ster wiki last night"
"My mind was crittered with Akayona last week, I binged it all in one day"
by Critteron April 07, 2024
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