craptackular

somthing that is crappy and spectackular all at the same time.

That pizza is craptackular.

by Michael sterns October 27, 2002

chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

asian chopsticked

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

sex chapstick

The tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.

-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."

by Strandchez December 20, 2008

Chopstick

Verb - When two people roll around naked in a sleeping bag to raise body heat.

I am cold want to chopstick?

by Lchop October 13, 2008

chocolate chapstick

When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.

Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.

by Cornhusker July 6, 2007

cripsticks

a slang word for crutches

You're on cripsticks again!? You clumsy hoe!

by njsur1786 August 4, 2011