Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.

SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!

by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018

Chopsticked

a synonym for double penetration.

ex1. Did you hear about shannon? Matt and Andy chopsticked her last night.

ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her

by Capt. DP September 20, 2009

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible

I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?

by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021

asian chopsticked

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

Chopsticking

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

chopstickery

pertaining to your ability to use chopsticks well.

Did you see his mad chopstickery skillz?

by damina1 February 4, 2010

Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

by The uwu meister March 8, 2019