10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011
Get the blap crapmug. When you are so aggravated that you cannot generate a proper swear word/phrase to express your deep annoyance and simply yell a random combination of curse words that do not have any cohesive meaning when said in conjunction.
by lkvjeiwegmpweg! December 19, 2008
Get the Crap-Fuckermug. Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.
Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
by David Breeden May 30, 2006
Get the crap napkinmug. Cucumbers are wonderful, pickles are wonderful, tartar sauce is wonderful, but pickle crap on a hot dog or hamburger is the scourge of the earth
by andy1 February 11, 2006
Get the pickle crapmug. When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.
by kb69 January 8, 2004
Get the crap napmug. Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.
"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"
"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
by nukeworker March 28, 2005
Get the crapped upmug. Air crap, |e(ə)r krap| vulgar slang
noun
flatulence; the gas produced by the stomach or intestines.
verb
to produce flatulence.
noun
flatulence; the gas produced by the stomach or intestines.
verb
to produce flatulence.
Gerrick: "Thbpbpbpt"
Anne: "Aww god, you're always air crapping all over me!"
Gerrick: "Thbpt, sorry I can't help it"
Anne: "God, you could hold it."
Gerrick: " I WAS hold(thbpt)ing it."
Anne: "There's something WRONG with you! You air crap more than anyone I know."
Anne: "Aww god, you're always air crapping all over me!"
Gerrick: "Thbpt, sorry I can't help it"
Anne: "God, you could hold it."
Gerrick: " I WAS hold(thbpt)ing it."
Anne: "There's something WRONG with you! You air crap more than anyone I know."
by WindPower! December 21, 2009
Get the Air crapmug.