consoltard

To dumb down, simplify or retard for use on a computer games console or the games console audience.

Wow, the new Rainbow Six game "Vegas" has been totally consoltarded.

by Stuart Henderson June 18, 2007

carson

sexy troll who stole my banana.

p.s. his name is the pimp hand of god.

I don't know how to use carson in a sentence.

by pimp hand of god! June 18, 2015

carson daly

a big poser who is a gangster rapper when 50 cent is on the show, or a big faggot rocker when some shitty rock band is on

look at that kid getting bent over by his dad, what a carson daly

by Punk Blows April 25, 2003

console fanboy

someone who prefers one make of console over all other and slanders the rest

"dude like the playstation is like TOTALLY the BEST console, nintendo and microsoft suck"
*stabs fanboy*

by Grim d February 14, 2005

Carson Daly

Was the host of one of the gayest MTV shows every where people would scream and yell and act completely retarted just to be on TV.

Carson Daly made TRL much gayer than it already was

by lilslinky April 19, 2006

consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.

Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.

by Laura Mae December 3, 2007

Colson

A bad ass that usually has secrets and always argues with his best friend and likes the cutest girl and is the sexiest and most charming boy you will ever me

I hope Colson can be my bf

by Colson the dude February 7, 2019