im gay. im a psyco and i want to kill myself. my sister does 42 year old men and she especially loves it when they T-Bag her. one day i will realize i am gay and kill myself, by the way i also love to get a good T-Bag every once and a while.
by corey hatch April 14, 2005
Get the corey hatch mug.To wear one's sunglasses at night or in a darker place where they serve no practical purpose and are used only as a fashion accessory. Corey Harting it has been shown in several scientific studies to have a strong positive correlation with level of douchebaggery. Comes from the Corey Hart song "Sunglasses at Night."
Jeff: "Come on man, it really shouldn't take a guy 2 hours to get ready to go out."
Jay: "Just a second, broskarooni, need to find my shades."
Jeff: "What? Why the hell would you wear sunglasses? It's 10pm and totally dark outside."
Jay: "Bro. They're my gettin' laid shades. If I put on the shades, best believe I'm gettin' laid. The ladies love these."
Jeff: "Shades or no shades, you haven't gotten laid in like 5 years, not counting that skank we paid $30 in Tijuana because we felt sorry for you. People already think you're enough of an obnoxious douche when you don't Corey Hart it."
Jay: "Don't be hatin' on my style. I'm gonna have my pick of any girl in the club tonight. Let's see...do I want a threesome with the Swenson sisters...or maybe I'll bang Alejandra, that new Brazilian model in town? So hard to choose! Don't worry bro, I'll make sure you get the DUFF, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Jeff: "Whatever you say, man. We both know the only girl you're going home with is jill, just like every other night. Just make sure you use a tissue instead of my towel this time, assclown."
Jay: "Just a second, broskarooni, need to find my shades."
Jeff: "What? Why the hell would you wear sunglasses? It's 10pm and totally dark outside."
Jay: "Bro. They're my gettin' laid shades. If I put on the shades, best believe I'm gettin' laid. The ladies love these."
Jeff: "Shades or no shades, you haven't gotten laid in like 5 years, not counting that skank we paid $30 in Tijuana because we felt sorry for you. People already think you're enough of an obnoxious douche when you don't Corey Hart it."
Jay: "Don't be hatin' on my style. I'm gonna have my pick of any girl in the club tonight. Let's see...do I want a threesome with the Swenson sisters...or maybe I'll bang Alejandra, that new Brazilian model in town? So hard to choose! Don't worry bro, I'll make sure you get the DUFF, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Jeff: "Whatever you say, man. We both know the only girl you're going home with is jill, just like every other night. Just make sure you use a tissue instead of my towel this time, assclown."
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An australian kid, infamous for hosting a party at his parents house which over 500 people attended. Even though an alleged 20k worth of fines ensued, Corey didn't have to pay a dime thanks to his lawyers. Thanks to a label as a party boy, Corey's getting paid to promote parties and has since turned into an Australian media sensation. Badass.
by whatchuknowaboutthat March 18, 2009
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Get the corky mug.A name for a female, usually one with red hair. She is most likely of southern decent, and is known for her beauty. She has a caring heart and is non-judgemental. Common reactions after seeing a Corley include "Wow!", "Dude look at that girl!", and "Oh...my....God." A Corley is most comparable to an angel and will most likely brighten everyone's day whom she encounters.
Kyle: "Dude I'm have a bad day"
Jesse: "Wow! Dude look at that girl!"
Kyle: "Oh...my...God. My day has just been brightened."
Jesse: "Too bad, she's already into my friend Blayke."
Kyle: "She must be a Corley..."
Jesse: "Wow! Dude look at that girl!"
Kyle: "Oh...my...God. My day has just been brightened."
Jesse: "Too bad, she's already into my friend Blayke."
Kyle: "She must be a Corley..."
by MR. BKIZZLE February 25, 2010
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Get the Corey mug.Comes From A Scotish Term Meaning Amazement, It Originates From Here Because In The Old Scotish Towns The person they had no idea how they managed to survive or make any money or do something cool would be the Corey of the town
by Corey February 1, 2003
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