convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.

"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015

cristobal cooler

SO COOOOLLLLLLLL GODDDDDDDDDD SO COOLLL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

girl 1: "hey, is that cristobal cooler"

girl 2: "yeah, i think it is. god, he's so hot! he needs to fuck the shit out of me"

girl 1: "girl sameeee teeehehehehehehehehehehe"

by nebulaworld August 17, 2022

andra ist cooler als dzejlan

Bin cooler als du🥳🥳🥳

andra ist cooler als dzejlan und das kann keiner ändern

by andraistcool June 2, 2020

booty cooler

When Your Girl Sucks On A Halls(Or Any Mentholated Drop) And Tosses Your Salad

Guy 1: My Girl Gave Me A Booty Cooler Last Night

Guy 2: What Is That?

Guy 1: When Your Girl Tosses Your Salad While Sucking On A Cough Drop.

by tboughetto November 19, 2013

Coulier Cooler

After having hot, sweaty sex with a girl, you go to the fridge and grab a cup of your pee that you've been refrigerating all day. Then, you go back to the girl and say "You look hot baby. Let me Coulier you off" and throw the cup of pee in her face.

I brought that bigger girl from the bar home last night, and she was such a sweaty pig that I had to give her a Coulier Cooler after we banged.

by DaveCoulier59 May 29, 2012

Soup cooler

A soup cooler is a fart that is barely audible and akin to Darth Vader exhaling or has the name suggests someone blowing over their spoon of extremely hot soup.eg whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. A pugnant smell is followed. One of the most potent farts, more often deployed by women.

Who dropped that soup cooler, even the blow flies are leaving.

by Huge Heffna April 22, 2005

cooler

When someone has a mouthful of ice and blows the could air into someones asshole.

Jerry gave me a cooler after ramming my ass.

by the mexican October 8, 2003