conshimit

According to my grandma, a word used to sound mean to my grandpa without actually saying a bad word.

Conshimit!! You just tracked mud all over the kitchen.

by GMChevy August 3, 2009

constipootion

the random poop you get while being constipated.

I had a really weird constipootion back there in the bathroom.

by paddymac1 April 17, 2011

Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

by dave829 June 16, 2011

Constipenning

Exhibiting an appearance of chronic constipation. Commonly employed by the actor Sean Penn.

Joe: Bro, you need some senokot?

Bartholomew: Nah dawg I'm just constipenning.

by IRockJohnDoe September 1, 2013

Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015

constipanky

Constipated causing one to be cranky

Not pooping in days and getting angry at everything

I am so irregular, everyone is bugginme, I am constipanky!

by Clvgrl March 29, 2015

Constiplaining

Complaining about being constipated

My girlfriend can't poop, she's always constiplaining about it.

by JustJam21 August 9, 2015