Compton

When you think something is gunna go down one way and the FUCK YOU the straight fucking unexpected fucking thing happens. Sit. The fuck was that?

Can be referring to people and places and all sorts of other ratchet shit.

When you think yur nigga is gunna be fucking expectable and then QUESQUE FUCK?! NIGGA WENT STRAIGHT TO COMPTON (le nigga pulls some seriously ratchet shit that is also quite respectable and fucking dope).

Shit is compton. Hoe.

Guy 1: Yo, you hear about my nigga Graeme last night?

Guy 2: Nah brah, what did deh niggs do?
Guy 1: Niggy took the fast track right down to FUCKING COMPTON! Fucking hooked a fucking hot ass hoe.
Guy 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO!?
Guy 1: It's like nigga was fucking born there!

Guy 2: Niggs is STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

by ass ass ass ass ass patron January 30, 2014

Compton Cook out

A massive gathering of incredibly retarded, privileged and racist white kids for the purpose of mocking those less fortunate then themselves.

1st Non retarded Citizen:
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD

2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!

by jjvagnar October 26, 2012

compton

Bullshit little suburb in outer LA. Popularized by the crap group NWA, sometimes known for it's high gang activity. Known by many little tweenies on sites like Urban Dictionary as an " intercity slum" for it's "high ethnic population" when it is really just another ugly outercity suburb.

Ever been to Compton?

If someone produced a record in bumblefuck Iowa would you brag about being there too? Even if it had a few ----s sometiems shooting each other occationally n shit.

Compton is a bullshit little surburb. It's 20% white. Compton aint shit!

by Kripho-Nite April 6, 2008

Comptonsate

To gain compensation through an act of violence much like revenge.

Jamaul killed my girl friend so I needed to to feel Comptonsate d for his actions.

by John Dagg January 27, 2008

Compton Globber

Spreading the anus with both hands, before spitting a big ass loogie into the asshole, then closing it up. Dont be afraid to give them a good old slap on the ass afterwards either

Dude! I gave Cindy the Compton Globber last night!
Sweeeeeeeeet

by J2DaShizzo March 1, 2015

Compton

A bad day that is like the getto, Compton. Like if everything is going bad.

Merrisa said, "Today is so Compton. I hate how everything is going bad!"

by Shuligan September 28, 2005

Compton glaze

A fat-rich frosting applied to still hot magic brownies. Weed is then sprinkled on top.

We decided to go all out with our brownies and throw on some compton glaze.

by cglazer November 29, 2007