Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009

stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011

Collingswood High School

Collingswood High School a.k.a. "C-hood" is known for such as pot heads, drinking way too much then fornicateing.Are wrwestleing team is live we never loose our football team sucks.....Lost to audobon FUCKKKK.......ITS pretty sweet partys every weekend usually two a night so people you are with varies....in school its pretty damn ghetto dont get caught saying my nigga if you arent cool with black kids and play sports with them ...youll get shot up....if u do soulja boi people will follow.

Woahh woaaaaaaahhhhh woah Collingswood High School

by kingkongisinthetrunk January 11, 2009

collister

The biggest faggot you've ever seen, usually the product of a twin. However hes always the worst. Good at sucking dick.

Look at that fag, hes such a collister

by Central High School December 6, 2017

Vagina Clinger

A hot spanish woman that loves tatooed penis. Tends to become attached but is open to new experiences. V clinger is a common problem amoung women that love sexual experiences.

Vagina Clinger would not get off my dick, Bob.

by ms.nomore August 21, 2009

Collingwood Magpies

The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!

Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!

by Crispy96 October 24, 2012

Collingswood High School

A complete shit hole in the middle of a up and coming suburban area. Often referred to as c-hood. Kids from oaklyn (they’re pretty cool) and kids from woodlyne (a very awful town) come to Collingswood High School. Students rarely ever take work seriously. It is impossible to walk into the bathroom and not see a group of kids huddled up in a circle around the heater hitting juuls a dab pens. People also very commonly destroy everything in the bathrooms so they shut down every boys bathroom except the one on the first floor. Often students will get caught by the most intimidating security guards in south jersey, they will only receive a 3 day suspension no matter how bad what they did was (accept fighting, they take that seriously because in previous years that’s all the woodlyne kids would do). And then when the kids get back they will do the same shit again and that’s why our school is betting increasingly shittier and shittier.

Person from haddontownship: Have you met that’s kids from Collingswood High School?

Person from haddonfeild: No, and I don’t want to, they are all dirty theifs.

by Akinnnn March 2, 2019