cocked blocked by Bill Gates

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

coccupied

When one's homosexual friend is occupied (on the recieving end) and cannot make it to the pub for a round of darts.

Hey man, is Ralph coming down for a pint tonight?
Nah, he said he will be fully coccupied tonight his new boyfriend Alex will be balls deep by now.

Steve picked up 2 policemen last night and was doubly coccupied so didn't make it to the game.

by Travisto June 4, 2007

cocker spaniel

noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.

Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.

by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008

Cockenbaum

To be anally sexed by the Honey Monster and Big Bird from Sesame Street.

Hahaha, youve been Cockenbaumed!

by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003

cockello

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

by Ben March 16, 2005

Cochese Jackson

1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.

1. Jacques Chirac.
2. Jacques Chirac.

by FalseHope April 16, 2004

Cocked over

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over

Wow i got cocked over by that camper

by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011