clue

word used in place of a positive adjective or noun you cant think of at the time.

thats cluey.

by cluard June 13, 2009

Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Cuke

A smaller version of a penis

I would appreciate it if next time I pass out drunk you could refrain from flopping your cuke on my forehead

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015

Blue's Clues

A sexual position in which you and your partner watch an exerpt from a pornographic film and then the male "blue-scadoos" into the bed and you have to do exactly what you just saw.

My favorite position is Blue's Clues, but I have to use caution about what film I pick.

by ThaRealScoobaSteve January 8, 2014

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

cluckerfust

Used in place of "clusterfuck" when a forum has their badword filter turned up to eleventy.

This here thread is a total cluckerfust.

by Master of the obscene December 2, 2010

Clunkett

CL-un-KET Pieces of poop stuck in your bum hairs. Very common in dogs

Urgh I've got a Clunkett

Oh man I've got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me
cling-on

Don't put the dog on me it's got clunketts

by Frogandpig December 8, 2015