Port Clinton

A small town on Lake Erie. It is full of people that are boring as shit. Nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. Living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. Most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.

"How are things in Port Clinton?"

"Boring as shit, like always. Thankfully I have pot!"

by xXSP1TTL3SXx February 15, 2010

Clinton broke

Disingenuous claims to a lack of funds, in the fashion of Hillary Clinton.

Maintaining a flawed standard for 'empty' coffers.

Guy 1: "You want to get pizza?"
Guy 2: "Who's paying? I'm broke."
Guy 1: "Man, you're Clinton broke, you just bought a new car."

by Pra3torian June 11, 2014

Clintifixion

The act of committing suicide for no reason by way of a firing squad comprised entirely of Asian gang members to achieve a result that could have been acquired by calling the police to tell them where the guilty Asian gang members live and what they did.

"Did you see that Clintifixion at the end of Gran Torino? I think it was the greatest possible way a movie about the white man's burden could have ended. I was truly moved, because I am indeed that stupid."

by Obs inc July 9, 2017

Clintonized

Somebody being suicided because they had dirt on important people

Epstein was Clintonized

by Ritch Goldenshits February 22, 2020

Clintoris

A delicious cocktail made from orange juice, vodka, and Red Bull. Originated along the Colorado River as a morning drink for someone who's not into bloody marys.

Let's go to the bar I'll but you a clintoris.

by OrangeandBlue May 29, 2020

Clint Barton

The description of a real-life superhero. This dude is a normal human being who decided to work hard at Archery. He lives on a farm with his wife, three kids, and a cow.

Hey Steve, I was over at Clint Barton's the other day. You should see his cow, man, it's awesome. -James Buchan Barns

by Lana656 August 17, 2020

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020