Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.

Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming

by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Clarinet

I don't know I've never heard one.

Band Director: Ok band from the beginning
After the song ends
Band Director: Clarinets are you even playing

by fermatata November 23, 2018

Calvin

synonym for hawt

"His body gleamed so beautifully, all the men and women in the room believed he was Calvin."

by ShiningSilhouette May 27, 2021

Calvin Klein

Using both cocaine and ketamine (CK) in the same night to experience a euphoric high similar to molly.

Am: “are we Calvin Klein-ing at this party tonight??”
Ry: “yessir, just got some Klein earlier”

by Sailboatking September 29, 2018

Calvin Cocksucker

Skinny prick that admits maplestory is his life. Cry's over a girl when rejected which is very often. Stalks the girls who he likes. Gets very mad when called "kid" also has trouble masturbating due to small penis, he is a very confident young man thinking he's cute when he's nothing close to it. He always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarrassing himself.

Omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he's so cool he must a Calvin Cocksucker opps I meant faggot :3.

by DaJayMan August 17, 2011