Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

clamacious

Having the type, or quality of being clam (clam the animal)

"This food I ate is very clamacious," she said "tastes like a clam."

by clamacious (notanoobarelicYT) October 21, 2019

clarkie

New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”

man 1: damn did you rip ass dude?
man2: no, sorry man, i think i just clarkied.

by longpussy July 18, 2020

clone high

verb, noun:

to leave hanging, to be left hanging, a cliffhanger.

Coined when the second season of the popular animated television series, Clone High, was abruptly cancelled, leaving viewers to agonize over the first season's cliffhanger: did Abe pick Joan or Cleo?

A: Then, the man dragged his bloody stump toward the window and suddenly--oh gotta' go, my pizza's here.

B: Suddenly what? Hey! Don't clone high me, man!

by titmousicus March 14, 2011

Bad Clinton

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.

"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."

by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016