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Honorary American citizenship

Title: the supreme honor bestowable by the United States of America, awarded (as of the current date) to seven individuals (in ascending chronological order): Sir Winston Churchill (1963); Rauol Wallenberg (1981); William Penn & Hannah Callowhill Penn (1984); Mother Teresa (1996); General La Marquis du Lafayette (2002); General Count Kasimierz Pulaski (2009).
In April 1963, President Kennedy awarded Sir Winston Churchill with the highest honor of the United States, Honorary American citizenship.
by speedog June 16, 2010
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Citizens

Short for Citizens of Humanity, a premium denim line that makes wearers' behinds look fantastic. A portion of the line's proceeds go to charity.
Her ass looks hot in those Citizens!
by melasian October 23, 2006
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Citizens Bank

A bank in the New England, New York and the Mid Atlantic that survives in the industry by charging their customers riduculous amounts in fees and charges. It is owned and operated by white collared con-artists.
"Wow that Citizens Bank charged me a really hugh fee. Geez they really fucked me."
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Citizenise

Cit-i-zen-ise {sit-uh-zuh n-ahyz} verb: the act of supporting local businesses, entrepreneurs and creative individuals.
"Our company needs to citizenise and buy more from ..."
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Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.
by SteelerJav June 11, 2006
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Critizen

Noun.

1. An individual who exists to critique the work and lives of others, often boosting their own sense of self- worth. Portmanteau of "critic" and "citizen".

2. Anybody writing anything anywhere on the Internet.
When Dave again complained that his sister knew nothing of how to carve a turkey, the family knew him to be a critizen.
by Mr J-Ro September 11, 2010
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(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.
She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.
by Primus Intra Pares September 4, 2010
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