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chrons

Chrons are the SI unit for level of being intoxitaced by THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol) where 50 chrons leads to passing into an unconscious or incohearent state, and 100 chrons leading to death. 100 chrons being roughly the equivalent of a quarter pound of marijuana consumed in 2 hours by one person.
stonner:
Yo Nick, whats gonna be the SI units for 'being stonned'? I'm going to lable the highness graph "something vs. time" and put it on the side of Asteroth**.
hippy:
... (pause in deep contemplation)... Chrons
stonner:
Yeah, like spelled "C-H" or with a "K"
hippy:
well, definitely "C-H" 'cuz its like 'chronic'.

**Asteroth: a massive bubbling gravity /waterfall bong (massive)
by ziggoguy May 6, 2005
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chronologically challenged

chronologically challenged
definition:
to be unable to calculate time.

To be unable to say how long ago something was.
When did you see bob?
I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.
bob aid it was yesterday.
oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.
when did you go to my house?
I was there about a month ago.
My CCTV footage says you were there last week.

oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged?

I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago
time is beyond my logical ability
by MASTERWOOD August 4, 2019
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45 chromosome gaming

The boost chanelb in the youtoobs soobscribe today please chanelb is made by man or child Sanchez who only has 45 chromosomes. In his free time Sanchez likes playing mine craft and dressing up in his Asian war helmet. His subs are called chromi homies. The Channel is called 45 chromosome gaming
My chromi homi Sanchez is the creator of 45 chromosome gaming.
by Bauxite November 29, 2017
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chronophile

slang. A person who demonstrates a love or healthy obsession with wearing, collecting or discussing wristwatches.
Since Glenn was a well-known chronophile, wristwatch manufacturers routinely sent their newest collections to him for his opinion and critique.
by outatime December 9, 2008
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chrones

what up kid who's got the chrones.
by op March 11, 2004
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Chromosexual

Someone who get sexual satisfaction when declaring to the world that they use Google Chrome instead of Firefox or IE.
Dude Steve just about jizzes his pants every time he tells someone he downloaded Chrome for his laptop." "Yeah he's quite the Chromosexual
by johnnycakes32104 May 22, 2011
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chrono cross

Bastard spawn of one of the best RPGs ever made. Chrono Cross was a disgrace to Chrono Trigger.

see crap
The characters look stupid. The plot sucks. This game belongs in a toilet. FUCK CHRONO CROSS. LONG LIVE CHRONO TRIGGER!!!
by momenti December 6, 2004
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