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chronologically challenged
definition:
to be unable to calculate time.
To be unable to say how long ago something was.
When did you see bob?
I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.
bob aid it was yesterday.
oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.
definition:
to be unable to calculate time.
To be unable to say how long ago something was.
When did you see bob?
I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.
bob aid it was yesterday.
oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.
when did you go to my house?
I was there about a month ago.
My CCTV footage says you were there last week.
oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged?
I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago
time is beyond my logical ability
I was there about a month ago.
My CCTV footage says you were there last week.
oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged?
I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago
time is beyond my logical ability
by MASTERWOOD August 4, 2019
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(VERB)
DEFINITION:
1) THE ACT OF MASTURBATING WHILE YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE IS SLEEPING, AND JUST AS YOUR ABOUT TO ORGASM YOU STICK THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS INTO YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFES MOUTH. AS THE EJACULATE FILLS HER MOUTH AND SHE WAKES UP VERY SLEEPY AND VERY CONFUSED. THAT IS A SLEERPY
(VERB)
DEFINITION:
1) THE ACT OF MASTURBATING WHILE YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE IS SLEEPING, AND JUST AS YOUR ABOUT TO ORGASM YOU STICK THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS INTO YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFES MOUTH. AS THE EJACULATE FILLS HER MOUTH AND SHE WAKES UP VERY SLEEPY AND VERY CONFUSED. THAT IS A SLEERPY
I WAS TRYING TO GET SOME LAST NIGHT, BUT MY GIRL FELL ASLEEP ON ME. SO I DECIDED TO RUB ONE OUT AND MY GIRL WAS LOOKING SO PRETTY SLEEPING THERE I COULDNT HELP MYSELF. AND I SHOVED IT IN HER MOUTH AND GAVE HER THE GREATEST MESSIEST SLEERPY EVER.
by MASTERWOOD September 17, 2019
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