Choke on a muffin

It’s just an insult

Go choke on a muffin

by Crazyredhead1370 January 1, 2018

Choke Bone

The penis. Generally, those of a fat, girthy and lengthy type.

She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.

My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.

Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Choke (novel)

A novel written by the American author Chuck Palahniuk, whose other works include Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. It was published in 2001. The novel gives us a glimpse into the mind of sex-addict Victor Mancini as he cares for his ailing mother, and releases his anger and abandonment issues by going to sex addict meetings and getting with the many women there. Victor is also a con-man who goes into restaurants and makes himself choke, people save him and feel responsible for him after saving his life, and gives him money to help with his fake cash-flow problems. Praised for it's fearlessness to go where many readers feel uncomfortable and it's incindiary writing style that allows us to be projected into a sex-addict's life, Choke is no doubt one of the greateset works of American fiction.

"We are not born perfect sinners or perfect knock-offs of God."

"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"

-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)

by Fight Clubber February 24, 2009

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by

"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."

by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

choke sandwich

A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment

so named because these sandwhich will choke you

dad: what are you eating
me: A choke sandwich
dad: thats my boy! you dont need jelly

by kow_heman May 15, 2005

Boob Choke

When a woman simultaneously flashes a singular boob and chokes a man.
Same sex boob choking is approved.

I was so angry and horny I had no choice, but to boob choke him.

by Jangus5 October 13, 2010