A Chocolate Swirlie

A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.

I'm so pissed of that i'm gonna give somebody a chocolate swirlie!

by The Petusis Cult March 24, 2022

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Get the A Chocolate Swirliemug.

chocolate nigger

a Nigger with poop on his or her face

look at this shit chocolate nigger

by SouthetherBurningCrossBrother November 13, 2020

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Get the chocolate niggermug.

Stripper Chocolate

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser

Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!

by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

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Get the Stripper Chocolatemug.

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s

"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."

by craig101 January 8, 2012

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Get the Chocolate Handcuffsmug.

Chocolate Helicopter

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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.

Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.

Person #2: You should've taken a video!

by antipierspirant February 6, 2022

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