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Choad Fudge

"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)
"eat my choad fudge , you asshole "
by Mr Nasty April 4, 2004
mugGet the Choad Fudgemug.

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
by GullibleZine March 29, 2009
mugGet the Choad Moseymug.

Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.
by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008
mugGet the Choad Phobiamug.

Choad Wagon

A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.
1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad
by mcMacbot July 3, 2009
mugGet the Choad Wagonmug.

choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans
Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!
by Lesley P. November 23, 2006
mugGet the choad chafermug.

choade chanclas

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
mugGet the choade chanclasmug.

choad storm

while it is snowing outside it falls in small but fat flakes
dude did yuo see how fat that snow was even though they were small flakes?
yeah bro it was a total choad storm
by tatatata tanner January 16, 2011
mugGet the choad stormmug.

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