Chapsnatch

A woman who has had more sexual partners than she can count.

"Damn son, that chapsnatch is fugly!"

by Sly Pork January 17, 2014

chappy blues

An expression meaning dead and/or worthless

It was a trend started by Mariyah Metot, who describes herself as chappy blues.

Emma Chamberlain: I’m chappy blues.
Shane Dawson: Honestly I am chappy blues compared to him.
James Charles: Hey schisters! Today someone told me I’m chappy blues, and yea. I agree.

by Cactus needle water October 19, 2018

the chaps

Someone that has chapped lips can use it to explain it

Bob: Dude youre lips are cracky as hell

Bob2: Fack.... i got the chaps :(

by Bizron3r November 5, 2009

yellow chapstick

the act of q-tipping someone and then rubbing the q-tip around the rim of the anus, then kissing the anus

dude you bang cristina?

other dude: yea she was good to she wanted a yellow chapstick

by quecke707 July 19, 2011

Nutty Chapstick

When you wipe some sweat off of your nut sack with two fingers and then wipe the sweat onto the victims chapped lips.

"My nuts are sweaty and itchy. I think I'm going to catch Jennifer by surprise with a nutty chapstick"

by GrizzlyBear211 July 10, 2014

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.

Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.

by yottabad July 11, 2011