Cereal rapist

When your breakfast cereal rapes you. Usually it's captain crunch or Frosted Flakes.

Person 1: Have you seen Tony the Tiger?!
Person 2: Yes, he's such a cereal rapist!

by superboyuss February 27, 2019

cereal guy

the boy version of a cereal girl

hey cereal guy!

by potato chippp chip October 24, 2019

Cereal junkie

A cereal junkie is someone who eats cereal at any time of day. Sometimes numerous of bowls in one sitting. And it's not just for breakfast. Cereal is available all day long

I don't really like lunch, I'm more of a cereal junkie.

by Nai :) August 19, 2017

Cajun Cereal

Cajun cereal is made when you finger your ole lady after eating some piping hot Louisiana mud bugs then proceed to pour milk in her clam and lap it out like a dog that hasn’t had water in a week

“Yo I went and had crawfish last night then went home and enjoyed some cajun cereal out of Ashley’s poon”

by Clitdestroyer69 March 20, 2022

cereal kief

the cereal powder at the bottom of the bag

top off yo cereal with it and get an extra sugar high

i got high as hell from that cereal kief yesterday morning

by collegeboi March 28, 2011

Cereal bowl

Having doggy style sex with a lactating woman and the male reaches around and milks her into a bowl. Once he has enough milk he proceeds to eat cereal (normally cheerios) with the bowl resting on her back while still having sex.

My woman is great! First I find out she's still breastfeeding, then this morning I was late for work but still wanted a piece so she suggested we save time by having me cereal bowl her. It was so sweet I didn't even need to add sugar to it.

by cdnmale1972 December 4, 2010

coal cereal

The ashy particles you get in your mouth after taking a hit on a hookah.

Damn, I think the hookahs gonna go out soon, I just got a nasty coal cereal in my mouth!

by harvardjanitor7 November 14, 2007