Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Colombian Body Shot

A body shot with a more latin sexual twist...

Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth

She gets so wet as I work my way up her body while doing a Colombian body shot....I get to do tequila & blow. Win win all around

by Jholmes54 February 19, 2015

cholo salad

A person who is both a cholo and a salad concurrently. Family members include little borther Cholo Side Salad, and Asian second-cousin Chinese Cholo Salad.

Brian Blood is a Cholo Salad.

by yourdadslastdance January 24, 2016

coloffal

1) An event or happening that is so screwed up it can only be defined as colossally awful.

2) A complete and total shit show

When the fryolator at work caught on fire, that was a giant coloffal

by Stinkie J April 5, 2016

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016

Colombian Salad

An act where marijuana is placed in a girls butthole and the partner lights the marijuana and smokes it through the girls vagina.

The boy enjoyed a Colombian salad from his girlfriend.

by golf88 December 18, 2016