Cattle

A annoying idiotic person who resembles a cow

Kacia Marshall is a cattle

by Cattlelover May 28, 2020

catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.

Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.

by QuacksO October 25, 2020

Cattle

Large groups of people that are easily swayed and directed through the use of simple cues, often to their own slaughter, even when they smell blood, hear the screams, and can see the other cows being dismembered.

Did you see China handle it's cattle problems?
Yeah too many dogs in America to treat people like Cattle

by 0101010101010 December 26, 2020

catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 13, 2021

cattle crumbs

Another way of saying shrooms

Britney was tripping off those cattle crumbs, she seen a pink elephant dancing with a purple dragon.

by Merkinsky February 15, 2021

cattle breeding

Cattle breeding is the act of mass breeding animals specially cows for various purposes usually over and over in the animal lifetime. The breed is then used for the breeders purposes.

I'm thinking of selling gold fish online. I only have 20 tho so I'll have to cattle breeding them to have enough.

by ThefireGriffin April 22, 2021