A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.
by T3HHYENAS May 03, 2011
A person who is excessively frugal and stingy. This person is known to hoard resources and will often go to great lengths to save a small amount of money, such as licking the adhesive off of mailing stamps to reuse them.
"I can't believe she licked the glue off that stamp to reuse it, she's such a card licker."
"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 17, 2010
When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.
Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.
Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards
Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.
Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards
Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
by Violet Jennifer Rose August 23, 2014
When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.
by Mc Francisco July 23, 2008
Like pokemon cards. Gotta Catchem all!
by koochooloo March 09, 2009
A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 06, 2009