Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.

Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.

by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018

Capper

Someone who T up for for their homies by any means, any time any where.

Tay is a Nooni Capper because he does what ever it takes to get respect on Nooni name by any means.

by NooniCapper Shay February 26, 2018

Capper

Humanity’s greatest failure, Capper is a slimy, disgusting freak of nature. The only thing more disgusting than his deformed kneecaps, is his blemished, repulsive face. He seems to think that he is the greatest human, however everyone laughs at his pathetic existence behind his back. Jesus did not die for inbred rats like capper.

Capper is a disgusting thing

by Moses Cool November 19, 2018

capper

someone that busts a cap in dat ass

yo capper time to bust a cap

by minervis April 28, 2019

Crapper

A toilet

I need to go take a dump on the crapper real quick

by The reason why May 1, 2019

capper

Noun: One who gives commitment to a group activity and flakes; bad with planning; indecisive when explaining their availability to his or her peers.

Brian said he would come to the beach, now he’s not responding to texts; Brian is a capper

Ethan planned with to see a movie with the group, but says his mom wouldn’t let him go; Ethan is a capper

by arump June 20, 2019