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donaldo dies canicularesitis

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.
1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
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YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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Vermicious Canid

A situation that involves puking and pooping at the exact same time.
Dude Bob just had a vermicious canid!
by LHGER April 30, 2006
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Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.
I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!
by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010
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canine

In Texas hold 'em, when the hole cards are any king and any 9 (K-9)
I went all-in with canine.
by cerealkiller182 December 28, 2005
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Canin

The canin on that school bus broke and they all died.
by Human Head July 15, 2003
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Canigger

I had sex with a Canigger last night
by Leprekon April 2, 2009
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canine racist

A person, entity, or government who hates certain breeds of dogs to the point that they advocate breed specific legislation to outlaw dogs with an undeserved reputation for aggressiveness.
I'll fight tooth and nail against banning pit bulls. Pit bulls are very protective of their owners and a well-trained one will not attack for no reason.
Just because canine racists claim that criminals like pit bulls, doesn't mean it should be a crime for an innocent person to own one. I say we should put the criminals behind bars, not the pit bulls.
by Stop the pendulum May 31, 2006
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