Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.
"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021
Get the Caleb mug.calebs are awkward asf and really fucking nerdy. but theyre also hella funny and make your life 10x better, theyre always super supportive and will be there for you anytime you need it. calebs are rare as hell so dont lose em, calebs are super cool.
by magicfetus March 11, 2022
Get the caleb mug.always Super super high, great music taste
a real one
everyone wanna be Caleb friend
Rich rich rich 💰💰
a real one
everyone wanna be Caleb friend
Rich rich rich 💰💰
by adrqiz January 14, 2022
Get the Caleb Whitehead mug.“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”
by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022
Get the caleb and crystal mug.THE GHETTO CALEB WITH 2 BIG BLACK BALLS AND A 51 INCH SCHLONG THAT CAN DESTROY A NA DEL
YOU KNOW A GHETTO CALEB IS AROUND WHEN YOU HEAR "YOU'S A HOE" PLAY
SMOKIN' CIGARETTES
YOU KNOW A GHETTO CALEB IS AROUND WHEN YOU HEAR "YOU'S A HOE" PLAY
SMOKIN' CIGARETTES
by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021
Get the GHETTO CALEB mug.The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November
Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March
Anal April
Mating May
Jack off June
Juicy July
Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March
Anal April
Mating May
Jack off June
Juicy July
Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019
Get the The Cock Calendar mug.by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019
Get the opening the advent calendar mug.