Butt Hurt

To become offended or upset (such as you would after taking it in the ass in prison) after a smart-assed comment is made. Most of the time it is over something pathetic

Carl got real butt hurt after receiving the nickname Hot-Carl.

by B.A-M.F January 26, 2008

butt hurt

This emotion usually stems from an unfounded sensitivity to a superficial prank, joke, or durogatory statement. It's most hilarious uses are on highly religious or homophobic people since it also implicates the hyper-sensitive person as being a big Mo if male, or an anal-receiving Sperm Sponge if female.

I don't know why Tom Cruise got so butt hurt about that in the closet episode on South Park when he probably owns his own astro-glide production plant to keep up with the amount of anal lube he goes through.

by Narcolepticjay September 5, 2006

butt-hurt

Having illegitimate feelings of resentment or sadness, triggered by insensitive people.

Sorry for hanging up on you; I'm just a little butt-hurt about you not calling me on my birthday.

by mrgrieves October 12, 2015

Butthurtedness

Derived from the word butthurt, a way to describe a situation.

What's one word you would use to describe 2017?
"Full of butthurtedness"

by Jungkookingbaecon July 28, 2017

butTHertz

The measurement of butTs per second.
bTHz for short.

One butt per second = 1 butTHertz

by Ronnie Pain July 24, 2011

ButtHertz

The frequency at which a WATB (whiny-ass titty-baby) whines about something.

The whining by pacifists after Osama Bin Laden was killed registered at over 9000 ButtHertz (BHz). It was at once both a painful and sweet sound.

by gnodab May 30, 2011

butt-hurt

To be offended or to have feelings hurt.

Dont get all "butt-hurt" over that, you idiot.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005