A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.
by Randal Smothers January 6, 2008
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Members of the upper-middle class who participate in countryside pursuits such as riding, fox hunting, shooting skeet, etc. Distinguishable by their green Wellington boots and wax jackets. Orig. UK
“I felt like a right eejit on holiday with his family, being as I can barely ride, and they practically head up the Green Welly Brigade and all."
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Tyron knew the battle was lost, but with his last dying breath he said to Jerome, "Nigga, you smell like a broad." Jerome was left the victor, but alas, a befuddled one.
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