Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011

Broast

(V): A word used to describe the sharing of a drink with fellow bros.

I'd like to bropose a broast to my fellow brosephs as this is a very special brocasion.

by BroJSimpson January 25, 2009

eye broccoli

opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

(how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant

barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"

marshall: "my new assistant"

by kittycathy December 8, 2010

broca cola

The manliest drink the the world. Pronounced like coca cola. Can be used to refer to any drink considered manly.

Maddy: Hey, Sandwich Mike, you wanna drink some of this herbal tea?

Sandwich Mike: Fuck your tea bitch!!! I'm drinking Broca Cola!

by blacksiteninja April 6, 2009

Broast

Broast ( Verb ) :

1. Broast - The process in which 2 bros , of the bloodline or brother from another mother variety, spit roast a girlfriend or cheap date.

2. Sunday Broast, Exactly the same as a normal broast, except done on the day of the sabbath.

3. Broast chestnuts - The accidental touching of both bro's balls while in the process of broasting

4. Rump Broast - The roasting of the said cheap dates anus.

Bro 1 - Dude, i got us a broast lined up for tonight!

Bro 2 - Yeah? Who's the lucky lady?

Bro 1 - Some random girl i met in poundland

Bro 2 - Tidy.

by Brodudechestnuts September 29, 2011

broccoli

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

by Adrian November 6, 2004

Recockly Broccoli

Something that is extremely ridiculous or silly. Used when something is so ridiculously stupid that you have to say something stupid to describe it. Usually used with people you now very well so you don't look crazy.

How the saying was formed:

riDICulous --> riCOCKulous --> recockly --> recockly broccoli (cause it rhymes ;) )

Wow, you're making a parody of "swagger wagon" called "shaggin wagin" ? that's recockly broccoli!

by Abix forever August 7, 2011