South Branch

A town in Northern Michigan containing about 3 street lights and one occasionally open restaurant. If you live in South Branch, you probably have at least 4 cats and a beard, and spend entirely too much free time playing video games.

Jay must be from South Branch, I thought I saw a cat in his beard.

by anonymous244 December 20, 2010

knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

by stall2 July 25, 2016

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

North Branch Middle School

NBAMS is hell. It’s full of fake as hoes who want attention. Everyone’s a snake and all the guys are horny asf. The teachers say they care about our mental health as they hand out piles of homework. also, we minds as well be pigs by the way they feed us. most kids are suicidal, but that’s the school’s fault.

“You know North Branch Middle School?” “Yea, it’s shit”

by cum in me daddy March 5, 2019

cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

Raisin Bran

Any kind of Ejaculation(Spooge,Cum,Jizz,Semen,white sticky stuff) that is in your mouth.

Harry: "Did you see that new Raisin Bran commercial?"
Charles: "Yea, it's a mouthful of awesome!"

by SuperJeffy November 15, 2009

Badanza

random strip of grass or trees located in the middle of a parking lot.

I don't remember where i parked...

im pretty sure i parked on the far end of the badanza.

by Rac3hel January 24, 2009