x-boxitis

Calling it sick for a day to get some more quality time with a sweaty 360 controller instead of going to work or school.

Darlington: Hey, where's Baje?

Me: $10 says it's x-boxitis. He said something about hitting the CoD5 yesterday.

Darlington: Does he need a get well soon card?

by Deuce"Nurgen"Devine January 28, 2009

Double boxing

This refers to when you are eating Kraft cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese (Scooby-Doo, Sponge Bob, etc.) and have to cook two boxes instead of one because the serving size is smaller.

Everyone knows that the cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese is the best; I've been double boxing every day this week.

by Noobraham Lincoln January 4, 2010

tongue boxing

The act of aggressively licking a pair of testicles to the point where it looks like somebody boxing with a tiny punching bag.

Tongue boxing past tense..
Dude, Jessica went down on me last night and tongue boxed the shit of my cojones for like 30mins.

by Tboxed119 December 10, 2013

clown boxing

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

by Cootie August 24, 2006

slap boxing

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Boxing Yul Brynner

stimulating your penis with your hand or hands to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Putting his fists up to engage in a round of rubbing one out he notice that his cock kind of looked like Yul Brynner's Bald head from behind as he start to stroke..... Just then I get a call for one of my buddies they ask, "waz up"? and I say, " just sittin' around BOXING YUL BRYNNER".

by Yo-B-Dawg May 15, 2010

Boxihf

V. - The act of a woman giving a man a blow job. Also known as giving head, or oral sex.

Dude, Sarah gave me the best boxihf last night.

by Alsex April 23, 2008