Boredgasm

So bored that you start doing/ lots of random stupid things.

billy: ahhhhhhh yooooo bababaababa
joe: Whats your problem?
billy: sorry just had a boredgasm man.

by ahhhfxckit May 13, 2009

I'm bored

That's why I'm on urban dictionary. I'm also in DAEP. If you don't know what that is, then google it, you dumb a$$.

Jack:I'm bored.
Tom:Then go wank it in the closet.

by William Albaugh June 2, 2018

barted

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

by pedro13 August 5, 2018

bored

what i am right now since i got nothin to do.

god damnit. i got nothing to do. i'm soooo bored

by pip March 2, 2005

I'm really bored

I'm bored please help me i might die

I'm really bored fuck my life

by i am bored lol September 5, 2019

Usain Bolted

To run really really fast. Named in honor of the world's fastest man, sprinter, Usain Bolt.

I almost missed the light, so I Usain Bolted across the street.
The cop busted into the house, so I Usain Bolted out of there!

by jumpshooter13 December 9, 2008

boredified

An extreme case of boredom. Basically, it means that there is absolutely nothing to do anywhere, anytime and with anyone.

Girl: *Calling girl #2 on phone* Hey! Whatchu up to?
Girl #2: Nothing much, being boredified.
Girl: Really?!? So am I!
Girl #2: Cool! Let's be boredified together!

by weirdoperson July 18, 2006