out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

by beaner2 June 15, 2006

breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.

It was so cold, I got a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM July 12, 2009

weed-boner

1. When you blaze too much, and lose control of your penis. 2. Getting too horny and high at the same time, and popping some massive chub.

Fucking oath, someone take the bong away from Wyatt, he's sporting a killer weed-boner

by scagster February 4, 2005

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

by and by June 22, 2010

instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009