blunderberry

A blunderberry is a when a man is attempting to to penetrate a woman's vagina but misses and enters a woman's asshole. Unfortunately, before the man can adjust, he ejaculates anally due to the excitement of doing butt sex.

She still won't talk to me after the blunderberry last week.

by BlunderberryKing May 16, 2017

Bladderpipe

Your cock

I'm going for a piss out of me Bladderpipe

by Bladderpipe October 31, 2019

Blanker

The white person equivalent of the N word

Go back to where you came from, blanker!

by Bagelnine July 22, 2023

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.

I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!

by KingSnotty July 11, 2011

Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013