jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

peanut butter blizzard

When you're butt banging a chick in the snow & notice peanut-like particulates on your shaft. You then proceed to dip your pole in the snow.

I heard SandyCheeks received a peanut butter blizzard after pumping his dude in the ass.

by mattyboy_0105 November 19, 2022

the blizzard

a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face

you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?

someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )

by JDS11 August 19, 2009

buzzard

In the rural midwest (Oklahoma, Texas, etc.): a dignified, countrified, vulgar man ranging from middle to old age. Usually sporting a dark tan from years of construction, plumbing, painting, or roofing work in the sun. Buzzards can be identified as wearing Levi's snap button shirts with a soft pack of Doral lights in the front pocket, old Wrangler jeans hanging past their crack with a snuff can ring on the back pocket, paint spattered, dusty work boots, and any assortment of old baseball caps. They listen to '70s country music (Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson. Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr., David Allan Coe) and frequent pool halls and state fairs. Some buzzards overlap into the biker subculture, wearing long ZZ Top beards, black leathers, and sporting tattoos. They are tough on the outside, but generally teddy bears when you get to know them.

They are separated from the redneck subculture in that they have a dignity about them - a stoic pride from years of work and hard living. Some buzzards have a romantic disposition about the world around them and are more good timin' men that belligerent white trash.

Buzzards can be defined perfectly by this line from a Waylon Jennings song:
"Those that don't know him won't like him and those that do sometimes won't know how to take him."

"Let's go get a beer in that buzzard bar over there. Those buzzards are burly and hilarious."

by Oz Davidson September 4, 2006

blizzard

A lot of cocaine, typically over a quarter ounce (two eight balls).

Let's roll out to Calvin's pad, I hear there is going to be a blizzard sweeping through the place.

by MofoSam June 9, 2003

buzzard face bitch

a bitch who sqwaks and runs her mouth at tha drop of a dime... a bitch who has the mind frame of a bird.

this buzzard face bitch... always sqwakin and runnin off at tha mouf.

by unknowngal June 22, 2006

Shrimp blizzard

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

by Hank's Wife July 24, 2008