bike owner

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.

by Gaytred January 27, 2020

Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.

“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”

by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019

hitch-biking

hitching a sly lift on the back of a passing vehicle, such as a tractor or golf cart, when riding your bicycle.

dude, you look fresh after your 25 mile bike ride" "yeah man, i pulled some sweet hitch-biking the whole way!

by al-co-hol May 14, 2011

Bike Shui

When you are no longer able to take a certain route on your bike, it messes up your bike shui and you refuse to even ride your bike.

Justin used to take his bike to the UMC but then they closed his route, so he just walks now. It totally messed up his bike shui.

by nstg8r March 8, 2011

Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep

That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma

by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013

Bike trunk

Put it in your ass

Put that shit in the bike trunk

by JustnTime June 17, 2018

Bike Kids

Irish 9-year-olds who pretend they're 13, who wear full tracksuits and cycle around posh parts of Dublin pretending they own everything. Genuinely idiots whos parents didn't raise them properly.

Oh fuck not those Bike Kids again

by AguyWhoIsNOTcalledEric December 17, 2020