bike racist 

(bīk–rās•ist) n. any person that plays Bike Race on a regular basis, especially to the point that it changes the players behavior and habits, adversely affecting their lifestyle and relationships
2) any racist person on a bicycle or motorcyle
3) a bicycle, motorcycle or scooter with the belief that two-wheeled vehicles are superior to other forms of transportation
4) a racist motorcycle gang member
5)idk, I’m done

Flushy-Dump had become the top bike racist in the Chopper Wannabe Tournament after weeks of ignoring his obligations and family just to play Bike Race.

bike racist by Smackbaggot October 22, 2020

Bike Race 

1. Something that gets in the way of something
2. A minor annoyance that begins to get more and more unbearable

1. "Those gas prices are such a bike race!"

2. "Those kids are a major bike race..."

Bike Race by Cloud72113 March 29, 2009

Bike Rape

When you go to a school over the weekend and take one of the bikes left there and completely fuck it up. Ecspecially if you knock the wheel and handlebars off.

"Dude, we were doin some kickass bike raping."

Bike Rape by WastedYouth May 17, 2003

bike pirate 

What pirates become when they hit land: pirates on bikes.

Time to throw anchor and go get some wenches. better grab my rum and my bike, because once i step off the ship ill have to be a bike pirate!

bike pirate by jezzy666 October 30, 2007

Bike Vegan

Often classified as one who is in a CULT with other bike vegans. Most Bike Vegans are hairy, have braided hair, and are always reaking of a foul stench such as Body Odor, Bad Vegan Food, and nasty breath. They often do not shower as well. Also they are known for riding in lanes in the city streets often found aruging with drivers because they feel they own the road. Most of them are also democrats and all have the same political views. It is easily confusing to mistake one Bike Vegan with the other as they are members of a homogenious cult. Mostly seen on elevators in the city of office buildings with their annoying knapsack strapped around them, their sweaty hair and sweaty clothes giving off a horrible foul stench.

Bike Vegan

Bike Vegan by Stuey G October 2, 2009

Bike Ninja 

A bike cop, that hides in bushes and alley-ways looking for completely innocent students, and gives them MIP's etc.

Did you see that bike ninja tackle Eric a while ago.

Yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.

Bike Ninja by C MART October 5, 2005

Bike Pikey 

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

Bike Pikey by Another Anon July 16, 2008