Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep

That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma

by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013

Peak Bike

A peak bike is someone who is always 'peaking'/paranoid about something or other, or is just peaky and bait to be around.

Jackson: "Hey guys, did you hear that? I think we're being followed"

Everyone: "God Jackson you're such a peak bike"

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Justin: "Hey you know what lads I'm gonna roll a joint"

Everyone: "You're such a peak bike Justin, we're sitting right outside the police station"

by Yaooo March 10, 2013

Bike trunk

Put it in your ass

Put that shit in the bike trunk

by JustnTime June 17, 2018

Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.

“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”

by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019

bike owner

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.

by Gaytred January 27, 2020

Bike Shui

When you are no longer able to take a certain route on your bike, it messes up your bike shui and you refuse to even ride your bike.

Justin used to take his bike to the UMC but then they closed his route, so he just walks now. It totally messed up his bike shui.

by nstg8r March 8, 2011

death bike

A motorcycle with a loud and scary-sounding exhaust, especially a Harley Davidson with ape hangers, long front wheel forks and long fishtail exhaust pipes.

That death bike scared the hell out of me with that loud and scary exhaust.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek April 14, 2023