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Coughing out of Both Ends

When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.
I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.
by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013
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Steve Booth

An answer to any question asked.
'Steve Booth' can replace names and can be used in circumstances involving the bullshit rule.
Name replacement:
person X is vegetarian and somebody says....
And the steve booth likes/dislikes something

’X likes meat’

and X could say ’steve booth likes meat’

Bullshit Rule:
"I smoked 5 blunts last night, didnt whitey or nothin"

"steve"
by xlordorangex January 25, 2009
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Boothy

The 8th wonder of the world. A frequent visitor to a certain internet forum, he scares anyone who comes across him.

At first, people want to help him cross the road, or help him carry his shopping. But in an instant, the person is then scared he will steal their wallet/purse, and try to avoid him asking them to buy him some cider from the off license.

He's the oldest 12 year old that ever lived.
"Hello sir, can I help you carry your shoppi... oh what the fuck?! No! No I will not buy you some cider! You're only twelve!... I think"

"That must be that Boothy I've heard so much about..."
by Mr Motivator the Second September 29, 2009
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Calvin Booth

1. A World Champion that led the Dallas Mavericks in a overpowering victory over the 76ers.
2. The best blocker in the world.
3. The World Champion.
by Calvin Booth July 8, 2005
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Bothed

The state of being intoxicated by both marijuana and alcohol in such a way that one's reality is possibly spinning, nausea may set in, munchies may set in, and one may simply pass out.
Damn I'm so bothed right now I need to go lay down dude.
by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007
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Get you a man that can do both

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.
Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.
by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017
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too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
that definition was too long didn't bother reading
by Irving Washington March 30, 2003
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