Center Bench

The position a shitty player on a team plays.

"What position do you play?"
"Center bench."

by d. navy May 17, 2012

Coon Bench

A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.

Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?

Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.

Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

Breeding Bench

A porn tool used in scenes where one parter will bend the other over a bench and ejaculate inside them.

I really enjoy watching breeding bench porn.

by Sarick August 24, 2018

Group W Bench

A place for crazy people such as mother rapers and father stabbers. And father rapers and mother stabbers. Origins from a popular folk song by Arlo Guthrie called Alice's Restaurant.

That guy belongs on the Group W bench.

by Abbie Hoffman December 6, 2004

The bish bench

The bish bench is a high honour in South West British culture. The trio that sit on this bench are Floss ( the dark wolf); Seb (the bish leader) and Abbie (the tag along). This rich culture includes events such as talking, eating chocolate and waiting for he bus.

When people take over the bish bench, the bish trio get angry and go to Greggs to get steak bakes. It is a historical tradition performed at the seaside town of Teignmouth.

Hey do you want to go to the bish bench?

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."

My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"

by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010