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Bench Warmers

The best message board/newsgroup on the interwebs. It's a free board on Villanova University's recruiting site on Rivals.com. There, people will find many creative and classy posters who come up with robust comments on a daily basis that will "alt"er the way people think. It's the birthplace of the Urban Dictionary phrases BB2N and SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF).
username1: Have you read some of the stuff they post on Bench Warmers?

username 2: If you don't like it, don't read it.

username 3: It's Official: Bench Warmers is the best site on the INET.
by goofyone June 1, 2011
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Benchmade

A type of knife that military and police use that are very expensive. They are also known as "Butterfly Knifes" because their logo is a butterfly and they are also famous for their Balisong knife which is also known as a "Butterfly knife"
I can't believe how fast he cut that with his Benchmade.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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batty on bench

Slang to describe someone who's close to you(a friend) or likes to follow you around or is always with you. Can be use to describe your friends. They are the "batty" and you are the "bench" that they like to sit on or be around with. Batty i this slang means Ass and what do you do when you see a bench? YOU sit on it.
"Ya Reeta and I are batty on bench, we'll always together in school"

"batman and robin are batty on bench, you can't have one without the other"
by Trixie February 13, 2005
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beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.
"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"
by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018
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Benchmarking

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.
After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.
by scanner1 June 5, 2011
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binching

when someone is being a binch for an extended period of time
person one: hooooooo my god,,,
person two: what is it?
person one: steve is binching again
by ongus August 10, 2016
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Work Bench

A bed; primarily used for sex with women.
I fucked Sue on my work bench.
by Motto March 4, 2004
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